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dailyseinfeld:

KRAMER: Ah, Mr. Weatherbee.GEORGE: You got the Yankee envelope?KRAMER: Sure do.GEORGE: oh,KRAMER: Here you go. You’ll be pleased to see what’s inside.GEORGE: What is this?KRAMER: You’re cut of the loot. Stubs gave me 200 dollars for  the autographed          birthday card that was inside.GEORGE: Who told you to sell the card?KRAMER: You did.GEORGE: No I didn’t!KRAMER: No, not in so many words but I believe we had an  understanding.          (winks)GEORGE: I was not winking you idiot. That was the grapefruit.  It’s like          acid. I need that card back. It’s Mr. Steinbrenner’s. I was  responsible.KRAMER: Well Stubs has already sold it to some guy who’s kid’s  in the          hospital.GEORGE: Well get it back! It’s very important. (winks)KRAMER: Look, do you want me to get it back or not?GEORGE: (holds eyes wide open) Get it back!
(via The Wink)

dailyseinfeld:

KRAMER: Ah, Mr. Weatherbee.
GEORGE: You got the Yankee envelope?
KRAMER: Sure do.
GEORGE: oh,
KRAMER: Here you go. You’ll be pleased to see what’s inside.
GEORGE: What is this?
KRAMER: You’re cut of the loot. Stubs gave me 200 dollars for the autographed birthday card that was inside.
GEORGE: Who told you to sell the card?
KRAMER: You did.
GEORGE: No I didn’t!
KRAMER: No, not in so many words but I believe we had an understanding. (winks)
GEORGE: I was not winking you idiot. That was the grapefruit. It’s like acid. I need that card back. It’s Mr. Steinbrenner’s. I was responsible.
KRAMER: Well Stubs has already sold it to some guy who’s kid’s in the hospital.
GEORGE: Well get it back! It’s very important. (winks)
KRAMER: Look, do you want me to get it back or not?
GEORGE: (holds eyes wide open) Get it back!

(via The Wink)

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Say cheese!

Say cheese!

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hooooopla:

I need to go to Cedar Point and ride a rollercoaster so I can have a picture like this!

hooooopla:

I need to go to Cedar Point and ride a rollercoaster so I can have a picture like this!

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PEEK-A-BOO!

PEEK-A-BOO!

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This rollercoaster is a lollercoaster.
yonderingyves:

this is what i like about rollercoasters, they teach us how to distort our faces more than the photoshop can do

This rollercoaster is a lollercoaster.

yonderingyves:

this is what i like about rollercoasters, they teach us how to distort our faces more than the photoshop can do

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I think he’s just reading her tattoo on her inner thigh…

I think he’s just reading her tattoo on her inner thigh…

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Can I have the concussion inducing tackle instead?

Can I have the concussion inducing tackle instead?

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