KRAMER: Ah, Mr. Weatherbee.
GEORGE: You got the Yankee envelope?
KRAMER: Sure do.
GEORGE: oh,
KRAMER: Here you go. You’ll be pleased to see what’s inside.
GEORGE: What is this?
KRAMER: You’re cut of the loot. Stubs gave me 200 dollars for the autographed birthday card that was inside.
GEORGE: Who told you to sell the card?
KRAMER: You did.
GEORGE: No I didn’t!
KRAMER: No, not in so many words but I believe we had an understanding. (winks)
GEORGE: I was not winking you idiot. That was the grapefruit. It’s like acid. I need that card back. It’s Mr. Steinbrenner’s. I was responsible.
KRAMER: Well Stubs has already sold it to some guy who’s kid’s in the hospital.
GEORGE: Well get it back! It’s very important. (winks)
KRAMER: Look, do you want me to get it back or not?
GEORGE: (holds eyes wide open) Get it back!(via The Wink)
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May16
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May14
I need to go to Cedar Point and ride a rollercoaster so I can have a picture like this!
May13
“What the fuck is this?”
May12
Tyra has rabies! (I wish)
May11
PEEK-A-BOO!
May10
This rollercoaster is a lollercoaster.
this is what i like about rollercoasters, they teach us how to distort our faces more than the photoshop can do
May9
Looks like Hulk Hogan is getting an ultimate…something.
May8
I think he’s just reading her tattoo on her inner thigh…
May7
Can I have the concussion inducing tackle instead?